09 February 2008

Out of the office in a big way

My out-of-office emails used to say something like, "I'm out from this time until that time, after which I'll reply to your email, but if it's urgent then call my mobile." Boring. Those I received from others were often less informative and even more boring.

This morning I decided to email a fellow blogger, just to say g'day and to urge them to keep on writing since they haven't posted in a while. Here's a snippet from the out-of-office reply I received:

I am currently at my savanna office. As such, contact with the industrialized world involves planes zipping overhead, land rovers bumping along rutted dirt roads at breakneck speed or the occasional call I can receive on my cell if I stand next to the Masala tree at the store in the village.

Right at this very minute I am probably asking farmers nosy questions about how many times they visit the local market and what types of wild fruits they harvest. Hopefully, I am not dodging rogue elephants in musth, hungry crocodiles, confused hippos, or small children attempting to discover if I am truly a crazy, child-eating mulungo.

Good on you, Jen! That's the best out-of-office I have ever read.

And here I am applying for office jobs in Canberra! What am I doing?

2 comments:

Jen Shaffer said...

Oi Toaf, it's funny that I just got into my city office today to find your email. I'm glad you like my "savanna office" notice. I read somewhere once that out of office messages should be silly or really brief but courteous since you wouldn't be getting back to the person for a while. I went for funny.

I wish you all the best in your job search in Canberra. I hope that you find a job that meshes well with your beliefs and skills.

Damian said...

Jen, your message gave me a good laugh. I'd been thinking, "I hope nothing's happened to that Green Chickens chick", so it was good to learn you'd just "gone bush" for a while. I'm looking forward to hearing about what you've been up to once you have time to do some blogging again.